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Buy This: Left 4 Dead 2 Holiday Cards.

Although the artwork on these don’t really look like anything from Left 4 Dead, I love ‘em all the same.

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(Don’t) Buy It: Zombie Vampire Robots from Space! T-shirt from Woot.

Sorry y’all.  Missed the boat on this one.  Woot shirts are, unfortunately, only available for 24 hours.  My bad.

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UPDATE: I was wrong! Thanks to Leigh, I now know that Woot shirts are available after 24 hours, the price just goes up to (a still cheap) 15 bucks.  So…

[Buy it, really]

Buy This: “We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now” T-shirt by Threadless.

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Buy This: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols by Michael P. Spradlin.

I hate that Christmas crap is already out on the shelves and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet.  But I figured if I didn’t post this now, I’d probably forget about it.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! is “a peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing.”  In other words, it’s a bunch of Christmas songs re-written to be about zombies.  For example: “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus,” “I’m Dreaming of an Undead Christmas” and “Have Yourself a Medulla Oblongata.”

If you click on over to Christopher Moore’s MySpace Blog, you can read an excerpt featuring “Zombie, the Snowman.”  (Moore, who provides the forward to this book, as an awesome Christmas book of his own — also featuring zombies — that I break out every year.)

[Buy it]

Buy This: Zombie Rights Movement T-shirt.

Seriously?  It’s $6.  Why don’t you have this yet?

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Buy This: Night of the Living Kev Inaction Figure.

Kevin Smith as a zombie?  Well okay then.

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Buy This: Topps’ Hollywood Zombies.

So these Hollywood Zombies trading cards from Topps are a bit out of date (they were released in 2007) but since I just found out about their existence last night, thanks to a friend, here ya go.

As you can probably guess, the cards feature caricatures of celebrities as, well, zombies.  (Well, celebrities circa 2007; note that “Nicole Retchie” and “Sanjaya Malakarcass” are considered celebs by Topps.)

You can find a complete listing of the cards (with pics) here.

You can actually still buy ‘em on Amazon in single packs or go ahead and purchase an entire case of 24 packs.  Or if you’re looking for a specific zombie, there’s always eBay.

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“Peter Deman” by Dan Schoening

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